Design Your Art Cat Scratcher

Loyalty

"Yes, Your Majesty.

It is my honor to be your appointed Queen's Guard"

Bathroom

"I follow you to the bathroom to protect you from toilet monsters"

Aloof

"I am not aloof, I am just conserving my cuddle energy"

Hiding

"I'm not hiding, I'm strategically deploying cuteness"

Keyboard

"Keyboard surfing isn't a hobby, it's my way of co-authoring your emails"

Curiosity

"Your off-limits areas are my favorite research labs"

Toilet Paper Roll

"Toilet paper rolls host endless feline marathon sessions"

Nature Sniffing

"The garden sniffing tours inspire my delicate paw-print poetry"

Laptop

"Laptop time means lap-top time in my feline dictionary of coziness"

Signing for fans

"The scratching post is my autograph station for adoring fans"

Sunbeam

"Present-focused feline lives in the moment with sunbeam"

Purrs

"My purrs are my love notes in Morse Code"

The One

"Other humans are fine, but you're my chosen one. Forever"

Lap

"Your lap is my portal to a world of cozy daydreams"

Cat-nation

"I'm not scratching, I'm drafting cat-nation blueprints on this post"